2010 has brought many opportunities for Porky Prime Cuts, including interviews, reviews and features. Too much good stuff to pick out in particular but we’re pleased with the breadth and range of material the site has covered, some of it outwith music. We would like to thank everyone who has had even just a peek at the site and all the bands, record label people and everyone else who has helped us over the past 12 months. Next year will even better with some features already written or half-written including an interview with The Black Seeds. While the number of hits has been very encouraging, we will endeavour to reach thousands more people over the next 12 months which means over the next month or so there will be a bit of re-think on how to move forward with the site, in terms of layout, and content. Any suggestions very welcome indeed. We’re going to take a wee break just now though the albums of the year article will be posted over Christmas and New Year.
The Porky Prime Cuts FAQ
How do I get my album reviewed?
Send a bribe to the address on the site. The bigger the prize, the bigger the size.
Come on, you’re not a real pig:
Porky is 100 percent bacon. We gave him an ultimatum: write this damn thing or become a packet of smokey.
I keep getting emails from Porky telling me about the site. Can’t you just leave me alone?
Think of yourselves as privileged to be in the elite group who get access to these messages.
I am an entrepreneur based in Nigeria and I am delighted to inform you that you are set to inherit $12 million. Please provide bank details and deposit $5000 for administration costs.
Would be delighted to Mr Malemka, but first I need you to wear a girly dress, do the Birdy Song dance and post it on You Tube.
Can I can send a download for you to review, is this good?
Downloads are for the kind of people who think that tinned spaghetti is as good as fresh pasta.
How can Porky Prime Cuts save the world from the impending nuclear armageddon that will be started by the dispute in Moldova over chocolate biscuits?
Our crack team of Mutant Teenage Ninja Squirrels are in training this very minute ready to pounce into action for any eventuality.
We are a multi-national company looking for new advertising opportunities. We would like a large space on your home page and are willing to pay top rates.
Same criteria applies as question 4.